Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY BEGINS. (I promise)

Today, loyal followers. Is the day that I become your leader, and as your leader I believe you have the right to know what I intend to do, and all the promises that I mean to keep.

  1.  Foreign Affairs: I believe that a strong relationship with military powers such as the United States, Italy, and the Soviet Union are essential in keeping our country strong. I will make peace, open trade, and link us not as countries, but as brothers.
  2. Birthing Rate: Our country's population is considerably lower than what it should be. Henceforth I am making aborting illegal unless it is your 5th child.
  3.  Standard of Living:  For too long we Romanians have been the sick man of Eastern Europe. But I promise that my government will ensure that every family has a roof to live under and food for their family. Economic prosperity is well on the way, and we shall enjoy every last bit of it, as a country, as a family!     


1 comment:

  1. EMPTY PROMISES. THE DAY I ACCEPT YOU AS A PRESIDENT IS THE DAY I DIE! BEGONE CRUEL TYRANT.

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